I’m doing alright, thank you for asking. u v u

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

gavywavyfree:

gmg169:

Mom, Dad…
I’m Knife Party.

The bible said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Centipede. 

The bible said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Bee.

I guess I’ll have to get off of Tumblr for a while once again before I start blabbering about commiting suicide and all that sad jackshit.

orderlybunker:

• Tumblr will remain independent
• Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
• The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
• There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
• The terms and conditions will remain the same
• Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
• ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg

littlecolleenthings:

when I call someone perfect, it doesn’t mean I think they have no flaws, it doesn’t mean I think they’re the most attractive person on the planet, it doesn’t mean I think they’ve never made any mistakes. when I call someone perfect, it means I love them wholly and entirely despite anything and everything, and that, to me, is perfect.

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

• TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
• YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
• NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

bondoge:

askdepressedderpy:

askpsychoscoots:

WAIT THEY BOUGHT IT???

NOOOO!!! D’:

i swear if they shut down tumblr i’ll die!

WHY WOULD A COMPANY PAY 1.1 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH FOR A WEBSITE TO SHUT IT DOWN I S2G SOME OF U HAVE THE IQ OF A FUCKING CEMENT BRICK

sassycatnat:

rendezvousramen:

bootslots:

alan-ashby-is-my-ginger-princess:

letmelickyournipples:

i dont understand why youd want this

This is sickening

i feel like i’m going to throw up

Welp

I think I just lost a favorite store

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

pickledshark:

NICE HATS HAIRY DUDES MAKES A MANN CO

kawaiipeculier:

*tosses panties on stage at a wiggles concert*